azam_ramli Dean
Number of posts : 399 Points : 11547 Registration date : 2009-03-16 Age : 42 Location : Tower 1, PETRONAS Twin Tower
| Subject: Jokes...Jokes...Jokes... Fri Mar 20, 2009 5:36 pm | |
| Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past. Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history. Teacher: Why? Student: There is no future in it. .................................................................
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? Ted: $10. Teacher: You don't know maths. Ted: You don't know my father! ......................................................................
Mother: David, come here. David: Yes, mum? Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse. David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow. Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now. ......................................................................
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test? Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8 Father: So? Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ......................................................................
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father. Daughter: It's mummy! Father: How do you know? Daughter: She didn't say anything. ......................................................................
Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Yes Dear Girl: Would you die for me? Boy: No, mine is undying love
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Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me Man: How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his? Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! Son: That's why I say she's no good!
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Teacher: "Where were u born?" Student: "Singapore, Sir." Teacher: "Which part?" Student: "All of me, Sir." ----------------------------------------------------
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is A sick eagle."
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?" Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir." Teacher: "Use your dad's then." Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir." ----------------------------------------------------
A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did u get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do u mean 'under water'?" "They are all below 'C' level"
Source : Jokes of the day - Readers' Digest | |
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ehsansurur Deputy Canselor
Number of posts : 504 Points : 11557 Registration date : 2009-03-16 Age : 39 Location : Kg. Baru
| Subject: Re: Jokes...Jokes...Jokes... Sun Mar 22, 2009 1:08 pm | |
| hahaha,mmg klaka.thanx sbb hr aku ceria hr ni | |
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azam_ramli Dean
Number of posts : 399 Points : 11547 Registration date : 2009-03-16 Age : 42 Location : Tower 1, PETRONAS Twin Tower
| Subject: Re: Jokes...Jokes...Jokes... Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:25 am | |
| Harus aku menceriakan ko! Ko kan CEO. Kene le kipas sikit.....ha...ha...nanti aku tambah lagi k! | |
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ehsansurur Deputy Canselor
Number of posts : 504 Points : 11557 Registration date : 2009-03-16 Age : 39 Location : Kg. Baru
| Subject: Re: Jokes...Jokes...Jokes... Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:03 am | |
| ko ni azam,nak kipas pon xyah la bgtau.lgpon aku dah sejuk kat sini,ade aircond.kuikuikui | |
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sal Multimedia
Number of posts : 44 Points : 11114 Registration date : 2009-03-13 Age : 34 Location : Kuala Lumpur
| Subject: Re: Jokes...Jokes...Jokes... Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:37 am | |
| hehe..best2.. | |
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